Last night, a couple of asshat kids were fooling around and playing a stupid driving game. One of the drivers lost control, careened into a crowd, and hit 19 people.

Bystanders then dragged the asshat driver out of the car, and proceeded to open a can o' whoop-ass.

While vigilante justice can easily get out of hand, there are times when people need a good old-fashioned ass kicking. This guy was certainly a candidate.

I remember a story about Abraham Lincoln's father, who didn't know how to read. He was selling off a piece of his property, and decided to have his son, Abe, read over the contract. Abe noticed that the contract called for a much larger piece of the land to be turned over to the buyer than was agreed upon. Instead of calling the sheriff or a lawyer, as would likely happen today, Daddy Abe beat the shit out of the guy. And I'll bet the guy thought twice before trying to swindle someone again.